Hey. 

Once upon a time...

Don’t all good stories start that way? True, not necessarily.

One dark and stormy night…

Better? Cheesy, I know. But still… Which one should we go with?

Wait! Just thought of another one.

A long time ago…

Yeah, we’ll go with that one.

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there lived a…

What? Let’s see. Wolf pack. Meh, not feelin it. Girl. Hmm. Why not?

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there lived a girl. 

Okay, that’s a lame, cheesy beginning… Oh well. We’ll keep it, but I’ll stray from that format now. But should I do third person, second person, or first person? Well, I’m the narrator, so… Smugness :) It’ll be…. I forget which is the narrator, but that one. Can I publish this if I forget the persons?      ...hopefully :/

This story starts, looking down on a mansion. The girl, whose name is…

Brenda? Bertha? Bob? Delia? Rebbeca? No...I want something a heroine would have, and feminine and stuff Lavender! Violet! Which one? I’m gonna say… Violet. So,

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there lived a girl. This story starts, looking down on a mansion. The girl, whose name is Violet, stands in a light blue, beautiful flowing gown. She looks beautiful. 

What next? Let’s see… Um, how about...Plot twist. But what to twist? There is no plot yet. :/   Okay! Got it!

She looks beautiful. Next to her, a rowdy puppy plays happily. Did I mention she’s standing in a meadow behind the mansion? She is.

Hmm. Oh!

 Also, she’s holding a bag. Inside...ARE STOLEN JEWELS!!

To dramatic? Ha! Though she was a good guy, huh? *more smugness* Fine, no plot twists.

She looks beautiful. Next to her, a rowdy puppy plays happily. Did I mention she’s standing in a meadow behind the mansion? She is. Also, she’s holding a bag. Inside...ARE STOLEN JEWELS!! 

Also, she’s holding a bag, which has a few books. Don’t worry. They’re not for reading. You’ll see.

Or not im bored

bye yall