Walmart | Teen Ink


June 15, 2011
By sacagawea BRONZE, Denton, Texas
sacagawea BRONZE, Denton, Texas
4 articles 10 photos 6 comments

Favorite Quote:
"People do not drift toward Holiness. Apart from grace-driven effort, people do not gravitate toward godliness, prayer, obedience to Scripture, faith, and delight in the Lord. We drift toward compromise and call it tolerance; we drift toward disobed

Enter, Exit.. Rows that are strategically ordered for precise execution.
Dairy, Meat, BUFFALO! Lanes, up and down, like a maze. Don’t loose your way!
People with blue vests and crooked smiles there to save the day!
Veggies, Beans, OSTRICH. Buttermilk biscuits better than life.
Quick, buy that kitchen knife!
Food packed, stored, colorful and stretched further than the eye can see.
TAKE A SAMPLE, they’re free.
Ice cream, Syrup, KITTENS. Always low prices, always.
Fill your cart with loads of lamps. Have no fear, coupons are here!
Thank you for shopping.

The author's comments:
type of poem: Amphigory (nonsensical writing)
This poem is to describe the indescribable... Walmart.

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on Jul. 4 2011 at 7:39 pm
soccer_star4GOD SILVER, Bradford, Kentucky
5 articles 1 photo 28 comments

haha this is rele cute! im just confused why u mentioned buffalo, ostrich, and kittens lol :)