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Excuse me Sir, but your shoelace is untied

September 14, 2011
By NewBeginnings PLATINUM, Alexandria, Virginia
NewBeginnings PLATINUM, Alexandria, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
Love is getting a big wet kiss from a dog even though you locked him in a cage all day

Excuse me sir,
but your shoelace is untied,
I hope you won't hate me,
but I lied.
Yes sir,
I realize lying is wrong,
Yes, yes sir,
no sir---
yes, I understand,
but please don't
be so angry.
I just wanted
to tell you to
watch out for tha---
ooh yeah that.
See, look at what you've gone
and done,
got your bits of brain
all over my new
Chanel blouse.
See, don't you see
I was just trying to
keep you from having
a crane smashed down on you...
but no
Mr. Lying-is-bad-holier-than-thou-businessman
had to get all pissy,
just because
your shoe wasn't really

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on Oct. 13 2011 at 9:47 pm
ms.nerdalicious GOLD, Orlando, Florida
16 articles 1 photo 74 comments

Favorite Quote:
"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
— Maya Angelou

That's cute! So funny!!!