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One Specific Maniac

August 28, 2012
By MissMaegan SILVER, Port St. Lucie, Florida
MissMaegan SILVER, Port St. Lucie, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy."

--Marilyn Monroe

There once was a man who was entertaining.

Insane, but still nonetheless award-winning,

And then one day that nut’s

T.V contract was cut,

How’s he doing now? Well he’s “Duh, winning!”

The author's comments:
I went for a traditional 5-line limerick. I wrote it for a school project. And come on, who's a better subject for a delightfully offensive limerick? ;)By the way - the picture represents Sheen's "tiger blood" quote!

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