The Real Never Ending Story

Today, I woke up to my alarm clock ringing in my ears. I dragged myself out of bed and searched for something good to wear, but all my favorite cloths were in the laundry, so I had to wear a boring pokadot dress. When I went downstairs to get some of my favorite cereal for breakfast, I remembered that I had run out the day before, so I got in my car and went to the store to buy some more. But, when I got to the store the store just happened to have run out of it the day before and the new shipment was not due until the next day. So I got a box of Raisin Bran cereal to try something new. I went home and poured myself a bowl, but the raisins got stuck in my teeth so I went to brush my teeth again, but when I opened to medicine cabinet to get out the tooth paste, I saw that my older sister had just used up the last of it. So I got in the car again, and, again, I went to the store. I got some new tooth paste and went to the checkout, but there was only one desk open and the line was really long, so I waited in line forever, and when I finally got up to pay, I realized that ten dollars was missing from my purse, and, figuring that it had fallen out somehow, I had to pay with my debit card. When I left the store, I accidentally stepped in a big puddle and soaked my feet so they slid around in my sandal when I tried to walk. When I was driving home, I nearly hit a squirrel running across the rode and I ended up driving behind a tar truck which stunk really bad and when I got home I found out that there was actually already a new tube of toothpaste hiding in the back of a cabinet in the kitchen. So, I used it to go brush my teeth, but when I went to get my tooth brush, I saw that my little two year old brother had put it in his mouth and chewed it up, so I got back in my car again, and, again, went to the store to buy a new tooth brush, and on the way there I antecedently drove through a huge puddle and sprayed water all over someones car with the windows rolled down and they gave me the middle finger, and when I got to the store the only free parking space was five hundred miles away from the store, and then when I finally got in the store, the only tooth brushed were ugly ones. At the checkout counters, I had to wait ten years again even though they were all open now. When I finally got through and payed for my new toothbrush, again, with my debit card, I fell for the stupid coin-glued-to-the-floor trick and when everyone started laughing I ran out he door and accidentally dropped my new toothbrush in another puddle and the packaging got all wet. I grabbed it and walked to my car, but when I got to it, someone had thrown a mud ball at it and it was all dirty, so I had to take it to get a car wash, but at the car wash there was a long wait and I they didn't take debit cards so I had to run to the ATM and get some cash and then wait in line all over again. When I finally got home, I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, but my older brother was in there taking a shower, so I went to the basement bathroom to brush them but Mom was cleaning it, so I went to the kitchen sink. There was a pile of dished in the sink so I had to wash and dry them all and put them away so I could use the sink. By then it was long passed lunch time, so I decided to make myself a grilled cheese before I brushed my teeth, but then I accidentally burned one side of my sandwich so it tasted bad, and I had to wash all the brunt out of the pan and then finally I finally had a chance to brush my teeth. My older brother was out of the shower by then, so I went upstairs to brush them, but right when I was about to go in to the bathroom, my older sister ran in ahead of me and started doing her makeup, so I went downstairs to the basement bathroom ,but my younger sister was in there going to the bathroom , so I went up to the kitchen again, but my Mom was giving my two year old brother, who had chewed up my toothbrush, a bath in the sink. Frustrated, I went out to the backyard to use the hose, but it was hooked to the sprinkler, watering Mom's garden. So, I went back inside and found that the basement bathroom was free. I ran in and locked the door and finally got to brush my teeth. But then I realized that I had left my new toothpaste upstairs, so I was about to leave when I remembered that I had forgotten that the bathroom door was broken so that the lock would only unlock from the other side, so I spent the next ten minuets screaming at the top of my lungs until someone came down to rescue me. When someone finally did, I went upstairs to get my tooth paste, but I could not find it, and when I did, my two year old brother, who had shewed up my toothbrush and taken a bath in the sink, had squirted half the tube all over the living room couch. I grabbed whatever was left and went back down to the bathroom ,but then my younger sister was in there taking a shower, so I went back upstairs to the upstairs bathroom and ran in before any one else could. AND, FINALLY! I GOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH! I left the bathroom when I was done, and just when I though things would get a little better, my clumsy self tripped and fell down two flights of steps and I bruised up my knees. When I looked for band-aides to stop the bleeding, I saw we had none left, so I got in my car again and went to the store. I got some band aides and payed for them with the rest of the cash I had taken out of the ATM earlier. I got back in my car and tried to put on a band-aide, but my scrapes and bruises hurt too much to put one on. I drove home and gave the band-aides to my Mom and she told me to go out to her garden to pick some tomatoes, but the garden was all muddy from the sprinkler and rain the day before and it hurt to kneel on my bruised knees and I got full of mud so I came inside to change my cloths and take a shower, but the only outfit I had left was bright pink, way to bug sweat pants and a baggy yellow ugly t-shirt, and I slipped and fell in the shower and banged my head and then realized my older brother had used the last of the shampoo. So, when I was finally done and dressed in my ugly cloths, I go tin my car and went to the store again and got some shampoo, and, again, I had to pay with my debit card. When I got out to my car, a bird had pooped all over the front windshield and the wipers only smeared it around, so I went to a gas station to clean it off, but all the pumps with the window cleaners were filled with cars so I had to wait ten years. When I got my front windshield cleaned off, I got back in my car and drove home and found there was no free parking space because the neighbors were having a party and invited a million people, so I had to park ten thousand miles away from my house. When I finally got inside, my older brother called me an ugly hog from my terrible outfit and when I went upstairs to put the new shampoo in the bathroom, I tripped up the stairs and bruised my knees all over again. Worn out, I wnet to my room to take a nap, but my older brother had some friends over to play video games in the next room and they were being really loud and playing loud music so I couldn't get a wink of sleep. By that time it was dinner time and Mom had made sloppy joes. It was good except that I dropped a big clump out of my bun onto the floor and when I went to get some cleaner I saw that there was none left, so, again, I got in my car, and, again, I went to the store, and, again, I payed for the new cleaner with my debit card, and when I was driving home I accidentally blew a red light. At home I cleaned the sloppy joe mess out of the rug but when I stood up I hit my head on the table in the same place I had hit it in the shower. Finally, I slammed the cleaner down on the table and shouted,
THAT IS IT! I AM DONE!
I stomped upstairs to my room and slammed the door. I sat down at my computer and decided to write about my bad day. But, my computer froze up and just when I was about to smash it with a sledge hammer, I noticed my money on my desk that had been missing from my purse. I smiled and pocketed it. Carefully restarting my computer, I opened a new writing document and started to write, The Real Never Ending Story, Today, I woke up to my alarm clock ringing in my ears. I dragged myself out of bed and searched for something good to wear, but all my favorite cloths were in the laundry, so I had to wear a boring pokadot dress. When I went downstairs to get some of my favorite cereal for breakfast, I remembered that I had run out the day before, so I got in my car and went to the store to buy some more. But, when I got to the store the store just happened to have run out of it the day before and the new shipment was not due until the next day. So I got a box of Raisin Bran cereal to try something new. I went home and poured myself a bowl, but the raisins got stuck in my teeth so I went to brush my teeth again, but when I opened to medicine cabinet to get out the tooth paste, I saw that my older sister had just used up the last of it. So I got in the car again, and, again, I went to the store. I got some new tooth paste and went to the checkout, but there was only one desk open and the line was really long, so I waited in line forever, and when I finally got up to pay, I realized that ten dollars was missing from my purse, and, figuring that it had fallen out somehow, I had to pay with my debit card. When I left the store, I accidentally stepped in a big puddle and soaked my feet so they slid around in my sandal when I tried to walk. When I was driving home, I nearly hit a squirrel running across the rode and I ended up driving behind a tar truck which stunk really bad and when I got home I found out that there was actually already a new tube of toothpaste hiding in the back of a cabinet in the kitchen. So, I used it to go brush my teeth, but when I went to get my tooth brush, I saw that my little two year old brother had put it in his mouth and chewed it up, so I got back in my car again, and, again, went to the store to buy a new tooth brush, and on the way there I antecedently drove through a huge puddle and sprayed water all over someones car with the windows rolled down and they gave me the middle finger, and when I got to the store the only free parking space was five hundred miles away from the store, and then when I finally got in the store, the only tooth brushed were ugly ones. At the checkout counters, I had to wait ten years again even though they were all open now. When I finally got through and payed for my new toothbrush, again, with my debit card, I fell for the stupid coin-glued-to-the-floor trick and when everyone started laughing I ran out he door and accidentally dropped my new toothbrush in another puddle and the packaging got all wet. I grabbed it and walked to my car, but when I got to it, someone had thrown a mud ball at it and it was all dirty, so I had to take it to get a car wash, but at the car wash there was a long wait and I they didn't take debit cards so I had to run to the ATM and get some cash and then wait in line all over again. When I finally got home, I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, but my older brother was in there taking a shower, so I went to the basement bathroom to brush them but Mom was cleaning it, so I went to the kitchen sink. There was a pile of dished in the sink so I had to wash and dry them all and put them away so I could use the sink. By then it was long passed lunch time, so I decided to make myself a grilled cheese before I brushed my teeth, but then I accidentally burned one side of my sandwich so it tasted bad, and I had to wash all the brunt out of the pan and then finally I finally had a chance to brush my teeth. My older brother was out of the shower by then, so I went upstairs to brush them, but right when I was about to go in to the bathroom, my older sister ran in ahead of me and started doing her makeup, so I went downstairs to the basement bathroom ,but my younger sister was in there going to the bathroom , so I went up to the kitchen again, but my Mom was giving my two year old brother, who had chewed up my toothbrush, a bath in the sink. Frustrated, I went out to the backyard to use the hose, but it was hooked to the sprinkler, watering Mom's garden. So, I went back inside and found that the basement bathroom was free. I ran in and locked the door and finally got to brush my teeth. But then I realized that I had left my new toothpaste upstairs, so I was about to leave when I remembered that I had forgotten that the bathroom door was broken so that the lock would only unlock from the other side, so I spent the next ten minuets screaming at the top of my lungs until someone came down to rescue me. When someone finally did, I went upstairs to get my tooth paste, but I could not find it, and when I did, my two year old brother, who had shewed up my toothbrush and taken a bath in the sink, had squirted half the tube all over the living room couch. I grabbed whatever was left and went back down to the bathroom ,but then my younger sister was in there taking a shower, so I went back upstairs to the upstairs bathroom and ran in before any one else could. AND, FINALLY! I GOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH! I left the bathroom when I was done, and just when I though things would get a little better, my clumsy self tripped and fell down two flights of steps and I bruised up my knees. When I looked for band-aides to stop the bleeding, I saw we had none left, so I got in my car again and went to the store. I got some band aides and payed for them with the rest of the cash I had taken out of the ATM earlier. I got back in my car and tried to put on a band-aide, but my scrapes and bruises hurt too much to put one on. I drove home and gave the band-aides to my Mom and she told me to go out to her garden to pick some tomatoes, but the garden was all muddy from the sprinkler and rain the day before and it hurt to kneel on my bruised knees and I got full of mud so I came inside to change my cloths and take a shower, but the only outfit I had left was bright pink, way to bug sweat pants and a baggy yellow ugly t-shirt, and I slipped and fell in the shower and banged my head and then realized my older brother had used the last of the shampoo. So, when I was finally done and dressed in my ugly cloths, I go tin my car and went to the store again and got some shampoo, and, again, I had to pay with my debit card. When I got out to my car, a bird had pooped all over the front windshield and the wipers only smeared it around, so I went to a gas station to clean it off, but all the pumps with the window cleaners were filled with cars so I had to wait ten years. When I got my front windshield cleaned off, I got back in my car and drove home and found there was no free parking space because the neighbors were having a party and invited a million people, so I had to park ten thousand miles away from my house. When I finally got inside, my older brother called me an ugly hog from my terrible outfit and when I went upstairs to put the new shampoo in the bathroom, I tripped up the stairs and bruised my knees all over again. Worn out, I wnet to my room to take a nap, but my older brother had some friends over to play video games in the next room and they were being really loud and playing loud music so I couldn't get a wink of sleep. By that time it was dinner time and Mom had made sloppy joes. It was good except that I dropped a big clump out of my bun onto the floor and when I went to get some cleaner I saw that there was none left, so, again, I got in my car, and, again, I went to the store, and, again, I payed for the new cleaner with my debit card, and when I was driving home I accidentally blew a red light. At home I cleaned the sloppy joe mess out of the rug but when I stood up I hit my head on the table in the same place I had hit it in the shower. Finally, I slammed the cleaner down on the table and shouted,
THAT IS IT! I AM DONE!
I stomped upstairs to my room and slammed the door. I sat down at my computer and decided to write about my bad day. But, my computer froze up and just when I was about to smash it with a sledge hammer, I noticed my money on my desk that had been missing from my purse. I smiled and pocketed it. Carefully restarting my computer, I opened a new writing document and started to write, The Real Never Ending Story, Today, I woke up to my alarm clock ringing in my ears. I dragged myself out of bed and searched for something good to wear, but all my favorite cloths were in the laundry, so I had to wear a boring pokadot dress. When I went downstairs to get some of my favorite cereal for breakfast, I remembered that I had run out the day before, so I got in my car and went to the store to buy some more. But, when I got to the store the store just happened to have run out of it the day before and the new shipment was not due until the next day. So I got a box of Raisin Bran cereal to try something new. I went home and poured myself a bowl, but the raisins got stuck in my teeth so I went to brush my teeth again, but when I opened to medicine cabinet to get out the tooth paste, I saw that my older sister had just used up the last of it. So I got in the car again, and, again, I went to the store. I got some new tooth paste and went to the checkout, but there was only one desk open and the line was really long, so I waited in line forever, and when I finally got up to pay, I realized that ten dollars was missing from my purse, and, figuring that it had fallen out somehow, I had to pay with my debit card. When I left the store, I accidentally stepped in a big puddle and soaked my feet so they slid around in my sandal when I tried to walk. When I was driving home, I nearly hit a squirrel running across the rode and I ended up driving behind a tar truck which stunk really bad and when I got home I found out that there was actually already a new tube of toothpaste hiding in the back of a cabinet in the kitchen. So, I used it to go brush my teeth, but when I went to get my tooth brush, I saw that my little two year old brother had put it in his mouth and chewed it up, so I got back in my car again, and, again, went to the store to buy a new tooth brush, and on the way there I antecedently drove through a huge puddle and sprayed water all over someones car with the windows rolled down and they gave me the middle finger, and when I got to the store the only free parking space was five hundred miles away from the store, and then when I finally got in the store, the only tooth brushed were ugly ones. At the checkout counters, I had to wait ten years again even though they were all open now. When I finally got through and payed for my new toothbrush, again, with my debit card, I fell for the stupid coin-glued-to-the-floor trick and when everyone started laughing I ran out he door and accidentally dropped my new toothbrush in another puddle and the packaging got all wet. I grabbed it and walked to my car, but when I got to it, someone had thrown a mud ball at it and it was all dirty, so I had to take it to get a car wash, but at the car wash there was a long wait and I they didn't take debit cards so I had to run to the ATM and get some cash and then wait in line all over again. When I finally got home, I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, but my older brother was in there taking a shower, so I went to the basement bathroom to brush them but Mom was cleaning it, so I went to the kitchen sink. There was a pile of dished in the sink so I had to wash and dry them all and put them away so I could use the sink. By then it was long passed lunch time, so I decided to make myself a grilled cheese before I brushed my teeth, but then I accidentally burned one side of my sandwich so it tasted bad, and I had to wash all the brunt out of the pan and then finally I finally had a chance to brush my teeth. My older brother was out of the shower by then, so I went upstairs to brush them, but right when I was about to go in to the bathroom, my older sister ran in ahead of me and started doing her makeup, so I went downstairs to the basement bathroom ,but my younger sister was in there going to the bathroom , so I went up to the kitchen again, but my Mom was giving my two year old brother, who had chewed up my toothbrush, a bath in the sink. Frustrated, I went out to the backyard to use the hose, but it was hooked to the sprinkler, watering Mom's garden. So, I went back inside and found that the basement bathroom was free. I ran in and locked the door and finally got to brush my teeth. But then I realized that I had left my new toothpaste upstairs, so I was about to leave when I remembered that I had forgotten that the bathroom door was broken so that the lock would only unlock from the other side, so I spent the next ten minuets screaming at the top of my lungs until someone came down to rescue me. When someone finally did, I went upstairs to get my tooth paste, but I could not find it, and when I did, my two year old brother, who had shewed up my toothbrush and taken a bath in the sink, had squirted half the tube all over the living room couch. I grabbed whatever was left and went back down to the bathroom ,but then my younger sister was in there taking a shower, so I went back upstairs to the upstairs bathroom and ran in before any one else could. AND, FINALLY! I GOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH! I left the bathroom when I was done, and just when I though things would get a little better, my clumsy self tripped and fell down two flights of steps and I bruised up my knees. When I looked for band-aides to stop the bleeding, I saw we had none left, so I got in my car again and went to the store. I got some band aides and payed for them with the rest of the cash I had taken out of the ATM earlier. I got back in my car and tried to put on a band-aide, but my scrapes and bruises hurt too much to put one on. I drove home and gave the band-aides to my Mom and she told me to go out to her garden to pick some tomatoes, but the garden was all muddy from the sprinkler and rain the day before and it hurt to kneel on my bruised knees and I got full of mud so I came inside to change my cloths and take a shower, but the only outfit I had left was bright pink, way to bug sweat pants and a baggy yellow ugly t-shirt, and I slipped and fell in the shower and banged my head and then realized my older brother had used the last of the shampoo. So, when I was finally done and dressed in my ugly cloths, I go tin my car and went to the store again and got some shampoo, and, again, I had to pay with my debit card. When I got out to my car, a bird had pooped all over the front windshield and the wipers only smeared it around, so I went to a gas station to clean it off, but all the pumps with the window cleaners were filled with cars so I had to wait ten years. When I got my front windshield cleaned off, I got back in my car and drove home and found there was no free parking space because the neighbors were having a party and invited a million people, so I had to park ten thousand miles away from my house. When I finally got inside, my older brother called me an ugly hog from my terrible outfit and when I went upstairs to put the new shampoo in the bathroom, I tripped up the stairs and bruised my knees all over again. Worn out, I wnet to my room to take a nap, but my older brother had some friends over to play video games in the next room and they were being really loud and playing loud music so I couldn't get a wink of sleep. By that time it was dinner time and Mom had made sloppy joes. It was good except that I dropped a big clump out of my bun onto the floor and when I went to get some cleaner I saw that there was none left, so, again, I got in my car, and, again, I went to the store, and, again, I payed for the new cleaner with my debit card, and when I was driving home I accidentally blew a red light. At home I cleaned the sloppy joe mess out of the rug but when I stood up I hit my head on the table in the same place I had hit it in the shower. Finally, I slammed the cleaner down on the table and shouted,
THAT IS IT! I AM DONE!
I stomped upstairs to my room and slammed the door. I sat down at my computer and decided to write about my bad day. But, my computer froze up and just when I was about to smash it with a sledge hammer, I noticed my money on my desk that had been missing from my purse. I smiled and pocketed it. Carefully restarting my computer, I opened a new writing document and started to write...