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I am a perfect little robot. I have perfect little eyes and a perfect little nose and a perfect little mouth set in a perfect little smile that I keep even when my perfect little eyes get perfectly wet. I have perfect hair, perfect clothes, and a perfect little voice that says perfect little things, even when I punch a perfect little hole in my perfect little wall. I go to a perfect little school with perfect little friends that have perfect little holes in their perfect walls, too. We listen to perfect music with our perfect little ears that have six or seven perfect little piercings in them. My perfect little life is so perfectly perfect that it could never fall apart because it's so perfect! There's nothing wrong with any of us, especially with the perfect little cuts on our perfect little wrists. Because we're so perfect! Nothing can be wrong with us when we live in such a perfect little world!
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