I am an American citizen who has every right to vote but chooses not to because I think I am morally superior to it.
I complain about the state of the nation but haven’t voted since the year Bush, Jr. was elected the first time.
I hate Congress but I refuse to vote because I don’t understand that change isn’t made through non-action and that I’m really just pouring fuel on to the fire.
I am proud to contribute to Washington gridlock by abandoning my duty as an American citizen.
I love to talk about current issues even though I gathered all my information third-hand and have no idea what I’m really talking about.
I have no concern for the people who fought and died for the right to vote.
I love to think of myself as an interesting intellectual when really I’m just a pompous man with a superiority complex who swims in a sea of willful ignorance.
I can not name my representative in the House or either of my members of the Senate.
I have no idea about those who continue to be restricted from their constitutional right to vote because I didn’t hear the Supreme Court struck down a key component of the Voting Rights Act.
I like to think of myself of living an independent lifestyle and love show it through the lack of attention I pay to current events because of my distrust of all forms of news media.

I believe myself to be a man--who despite having the privilege of being white, straight, male, and cisgendered-- cares about equality when I support oppressors and speak in vaguely derogatory terms about the oppressed.
I muse about moving to a foreign country because of my opposition to an American policy that had already been implemented in a far more progressive form there decades ago.
I cannot name more than two of the amendments in the Bill of Rights, the first two to be exact.
I abandon my duty as a citizen out my own arrogant self-interests and ignorance to how government functions, but you should definitely hire me.