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How to Amuse Yourself During Math MAG
Multiply
The number of ceiling tiles
by your teacher’s hair plugs;
Add
How many words you can make
on a standard calculator;
Divide
By how long you stare blankly
at the board;
Finally
Decrease by two times the square of
How many times you poke your neighbor
(Before you get in trouble);
This equals
Your grade point average.
© Anonymous
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ChicaHUHH?! SILVER said...
on Dec. 1 2009 at 8:16 am
This is so great! I absolutely love it. Math is THE worst subject, and a lot if occupations for the common citizen DON'T have anything to do with math.
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That girl. said...
on Dec. 2 2008 at 9:23 pm
Love this :) Math sucks.
kegansunkind said...
on Nov. 9 2008 at 5:43 am
lol ha this is the best and funniest poem ever!!
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