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APPRENTICE TO A USED CAR SALESMAN
You have to reel them in
 Not too quickly, you can’t be obvious about it
 But you have to do it
 Reel them in, SLOWLY
 
 “Ahoy, Ahoy” My Capt’n shouts
 The father and daughter turn about
 “You’re looking for your first car.”
 It’s not a question
 They nod, so do I
 
 Reverently he places his hand
 On the polished hull of a corvette
 “She’s a beaut
 Try your hand at the helm.”
 The daughter slides her palms
 Over the steering wheel
 He’s lashing her in
 
 “Take a look at the starboard,”
 She looks, she loves
 Her fingers in square knots
 “How much?”
 
 “Too much.” Her Dad replies
 She falls off, and they start to bear away
 I think all is lost
 But wait
 “We’re having a sail.” Booms the captain
 
 They come back,
 this Endeavor has not capsized yet
 
 This model is a dinghy
 Held together with sales pitch
 The captain blows words like wind
 “This car can break horizons” He says
 
 Contract in hand
 The Dad seizes the course
 X marks the spot
 
 I wave them goodbye
 And good luck
 Then they head off into the setting orange sun
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