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Normal Guy
1 Here comes Normal Guy,
but please do not fly.
He has atomic sneezes,
but he never wheezes
5 His coughs are healing,
he licks up icing.
He looks really normal,
he is not hormonal.
But he has superpowers,
10 and not to control flowers.
He is always running from Freak,
he killed his wife in a creek.
With his dog Axel,
and his big hack saw,
15 he goes to save the day,
Hooray!
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