Said pi to i, "I have something to try:
Let's sound off our digits! Can you go this high?"
He proceeded to call out 31415,
Then to 9265 and then 3589,

And on to infinity without resting his brain,
Then he turned right around and came back again.
"What's the matter?" cried he when i's gloom was quite plain
"Are you sad? Are you stuck? Is something wrong with my game?"

"Silly pi!" said i. "You just don't understand.
i'm i. i'm me. It's just who i am.
i don't gain my self-worth with digits this grand.
i'm content to stay here in imaginary land.

"i am more complex than you'll ever be.
Don't you see? Let me be! i think we'll agree
You're a little over three, i'm another degree!"
Said pi, "Golly! I'll go hang out with e."