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My Boyfriend Ken

January 24, 2009
By Ashley Nabors PLATINUM, Lubbock, Texas
Ashley Nabors PLATINUM, Lubbock, Texas
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My Boyfriend Ken

Ken, Oh, Ken
I Love Thee Ken

Your Eyes Sparkle And Your Hair's Tan
Your Mouth So Soft, Your Barbie's Man

Your Arms I Fondle And Your Legs I Mold
Your Waist I Twist And Hands I Hold

Your Foot I Massage, Your Clothes Are Cool
I Love To Dream Of You Even While At School

Ken, Oh, My Ken

My Mean Little Brother Put You In The Blender
Just To Watch You Roll And Roll And Spin



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on Oct. 25 2010 at 5:17 pm
fashionlover16 SILVER, New Gloucester, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
I honestly don't know what my favorite personal quote is. I can tell u what i like, if u want that. I really like the twilight series. whenever my mom suggests that we should go shopping, i light up. I love shopping. well thats about it, byez!!!!! <3

wait, it is wired, not cool. lol, hav a nice day :)

on Oct. 25 2010 at 5:16 pm
fashionlover16 SILVER, New Gloucester, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
I honestly don't know what my favorite personal quote is. I can tell u what i like, if u want that. I really like the twilight series. whenever my mom suggests that we should go shopping, i light up. I love shopping. well thats about it, byez!!!!! <3

woops, sorry didnt finish it, luv the story now, lol

on Oct. 25 2010 at 5:15 pm
fashionlover16 SILVER, New Gloucester, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
I honestly don't know what my favorite personal quote is. I can tell u what i like, if u want that. I really like the twilight series. whenever my mom suggests that we should go shopping, i light up. I love shopping. well thats about it, byez!!!!! <3

wow, nothing agenst u, but this is a really wired story. again NOTHING AGENST U, but really, this is wired

on Apr. 22 2009 at 4:09 am
Haley Victoria Hardin, Lubbock, Texas
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HA! Great Poem! Great Writing!

on Feb. 23 2009 at 4:32 am
Quinten Nail BRONZE, Lubbock, Texas
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Very Funny!



Thank you for making me laugh!



Great Work!

on Feb. 10 2009 at 1:18 am
it was excellent, great twist at the end

justinln said...
on Feb. 9 2009 at 8:54 pm
haha this was amazing

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Trish said...
on Feb. 9 2009 at 8:37 pm
that was cute. lol. Great Job!

ashclay said...
on Feb. 6 2009 at 7:07 pm
cuteeee!

AusHar said...
on Feb. 6 2009 at 7:07 pm
hilarity, pure hilarity

Sid said...
on Feb. 6 2009 at 5:33 pm
Made Me Laugh Long and Loud!



I was not expecting the funny ending.



Thank you for making my day!



Great poem