Sung to the tune of: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's the most distressing time of the year

With the doctors all quelling

And everyone telling you do not come near

It's the most sensible time to fear

It's the nast-nastiest season of all

With those crude six-foot spacings and flippant face casings

No friends to “hey y’all!”

It's the drear-dreariest season of all

There'll be notices posted

‘Bout riots & votings

And rumors of ward overflows

There'll be bad COVID cases

Vaccine making races

Zoom meetings that bring us much woe

It's the most distressing time of the year

There'll be much frantic buying

And people all trying

To grab the TP

It's the most stressful time of the year

“We’re not really boasting

But we’re good at roasting

People who won’t take our vaccines”

“Fauci’s acting like the Tories

Please stop telling stories

You’re doin’ it for all ‘o the dough!”

It's the most depressing time of the year

There'll be much things forgoing

And people not knowing how things really appear

It's the most distressing time

Yes, the most depressing time

Oh, the most confusing time

Of the year