We can only wear skirts or
KHAKI PANTS WITH NO EXTERNAL POCKETS AND BELT LOOPS WITH SOLID COLORS AND NO VISIBLE HEMS OR FRAYED EDGES
So we wear skirts…because those pants don’t exist

When we wear skirts
YOU’RE JUST DISTRACTING THE BOYS (who have separate classes from us) AND THE SKIRT IS TOO SHORT (that was the longest one at the store)
So we take the blame…because we REALLY SHOULD wear ankle length skirts in 90 degree weather

When we stand up to the man (the literal old ogled-eyed man)
YOU’RE BEING SELFISH, DISRESPECTFUL, AND YOU ARE SEXUALIZING YOURSELVES
Perhaps you shouldn’t be staring at our legs all day to check our skirts
Silently spoken, of course