Sitting
Late at night
Wondering what mysteries
Will take me away

Will I be kidnapped?
By a creature of the night
Swept away
Like in twilight

A vampire will come
And bite my neck
I will be immortal
MUAHAHA

Or maybe a werewolf
Will paw at my window
And I will open it stupidly
Knowing full well that it will eat me
Because I am that stupid

Maybe and alien will come
It will take me in its ship
To its home planet
Were I will be the odd one out
On the planet
I could be cool
Naahhh
I never liked sci-fi movies anyway

Maybe a mermaid will whisk me to the sea
I will swim in the ocean
And look at a hot surfer and be like
“Hey I’m a mermaid” and he’ll be like
“Duuuuuuuddddeee” and surf away

Maybe a wizard will take me to school!
I will learn to be epic
And fight the bad guy
Because I am the “chosen one!!”

Maybe I’ll go back in time
To change the past
When I come back the world will be different
Bad different
And then I’ll have to go back to the past
To change everything back
(Cliché)

Maybe a spy will come and get me
Because my dad was compromised in a mission
I’ll have to train and train
Until I am ready
Just to save him
But when I do
I will fail epically and die
Hahaha
Just kidding that is a horrible ending

Or maybe I’ll go to a prestige-ish school
And find that a sinister plot is afoot
Like in Nancy Drew
But different
Because what happens is
A monster sucks the youth out of the students
That is scary I hope it doesn’t happen to me!

Or maybe I’ll go to sleep
And dream
And wake up the next day
And be normal for once

Maybe…