You see us in the hallways
Crisp white uniforms topped with bright shiny bows
Pom-pom-waving cheerleaders
Flock together in a chorus of “Like OMG Hi!”

We're known for being dumb,
Like we can't walk and chew gum at the same time
However I'll have you know that
You can find all three captains in AP calculus

They say is it a hobby
We are not respected as athletes
But ask the IHSA
We count just as much as you football players

You think it's hard to catch that ball?
Try catching a twisting girl.
We spend just as many hours
Perfecting our effortless spirals.

We have a rep for short skirts
Like Britney in “Bring it On”
But talk to Mrs. Sebesta
Classiness is what we strive for.

Like the Orange Crush yells their lungs off
Competition mats scream our name
Stunt tumble jump cheer dance
Three minutes of pure energy

You think we all have golden blonde hair
And date the quarterback
It is not a popularity contest
You don't have to be a size 2 to earn a uniform

Guys are welcomed into the cheer family
Often met with snickering and
“What team do they play for?”
The answer is OUR team.

I'll have you know that for cheerleaders
There's more than meets the eye
So instead of staring like we're an alien species
Find the courage to just say “Hi.”