You’re not cool unless you’re a basketball star.
But honestly, is it going to get you far?

From the cocky boys and the stuck up girls,
They’re only going to worsen our world.

What, you going into the NBA?
I’m going to go to college someday.

I’d rather have a realistic job,
Than to dwell on ball, and end up living in a box.

Oh yeah pick on the nerd with mean things you say,
They’ll be laughing when you’re working for them someday.

You’re cool now, but you’re also mean.
Nobody matters unless they’re on the varsity team.

You’re not cool unless you’re a basketball star.
But trust me, be nice because it’s not going to get you far.