I was made in a laboratory
An experiment in feeling they said
Of course I’m their most perfect creation
Cause I’m the Swag Machine

Critics saying that my swag ain’t real
That you can’t have swag if it’s programmed in
I just give them the middle finger
Cause I’m the Swag Machine

People on the street keep shouting
That this is just a glitch in my program
But programming has nothing to do with my swag
Cause I’m the Swag Machine

It don’t matter what they programmed into me
My swag ain’t artificial
It’s all natural
Cause I’m the Swag Machine

Those skeptics don’t even understand swag
You can program in this c***iness and walk
But this level of swag comes from the heart
Cause I’m the Swag Machine