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How to Have a Picnic with Your Best Friend

May 23, 2018
By purpleflower3 GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
purpleflower3 GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Necessities:
Two Jimmy Johns subs
Two cups full of rootbeer
One armful of potato chips
One oversized tie blanket
The Red Beast(A red 2004 GMC Envoy)
8$(just in case)
Napkins
A sunset
Directions:
Go to Delafield Jimmy Johns and purchase one 16” BLT and one 7.5” Vito sub.
Full both cups with root beer and only root beer.
Jump into The Red Beast and sing while driving to your nearest county park.
Pay the 8$ if park ranger is working, if not, save money and just continue driving.
Park and walk with arms full of necessities.
Walk until you think you can’t walk anymore.
Set up blanket in the middle of what seems to be an empty path.
Dig into both of the subs and make a mess.
Realize you forgot the napkins.
Share a lifetime of laughs.
Eventually realize a flurry of mosquitoes is attacking you and run back to the car.



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