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Grandma Limerick
October 20, 2008
Grandma, with plastic on the recliner,
seems to be just getting blinder.
Though as meen as a witch,
she fell deep in a ditch.
And now no one can seem to find her.
© Anonymous
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This article has 26 comments.
micky3232 said...
on Sep. 24 2013 at 12:46 pm
i tthink this is halarious <333
BarefootRebecca BRONZE said...
on Feb. 14 2013 at 1:38 pm
This is fab. I love the juxtapose of using such a warm term of endearment and showing the dark reality simultaneously. Haven't read a lim this good since Revolting Rhymes!
Lauren T. said...
on May. 1 2012 at 8:05 am
I really liked your poem, and how it showed that not all grandmas are as nice as they may seem. When I read your poem, I found that it was a short limerick. Within the limerick, I found some similies such as, "Though as mean as a witch.”
likemikeawesomeness said...
on Aug. 31 2011 at 2:32 pm
kinda sad though not even his grandma talks to him
darksunshine said...
on Aug. 31 2011 at 2:29 pm
this poem is horrible. i hope your grandma doesnt know about this, she'd disown you hardcore. i hate this. it made my eyes bleed
EnigmaticBeing PLATINUM said...
on Aug. 9 2011 at 2:30 pm
I like that it's short, sweet, and to the point. Too often poets elongate a poem just because they think length is more. I'm here to tell you it's not. The amount of words in a poem neither increases nor decreases the value and meaning of the piece. I also like that this poem is comical but still had some depth to it. Well done author and I would be thrilled to see moreof your work. :]
Swanson said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:21 pm
I enjoyed reading this correct limerick because it showed that not all old people are nice like my grandma and i loved the rhyme scheme
polkadot0418 said...
on May. 26 2010 at 2:04 pm
Very funny. I liked it a lot. Imaginative. I like that a lot, too. I love the whole poem.
BigDCo3 said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:25 pm
This poem was wicked funny I liked it.
NDeflip said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:19 pm
lol super funny!
Kdominick11 said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:15 pm
haha i like this
thugggaasouras said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 9:02 am
i woveee this one . as i was reading this i was like singing it in my head. (:
WritingLoverForever PLATINUM said...
on Mar. 23 2010 at 4:20 pm
Oh, my goodness, this is incredible! Keep writing, because you are very good at it!
bmmshc said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 7:52 am
This was a very good poem! I enjoyed reading it. When i read it i thought about my grandme!
XemoxscreamoX BRONZE said...
on Feb. 27 2010 at 3:42 pm
wow this is amazingg.
