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The Giant Turtle Song (Lyrics)

June 29, 2009
By Ranebuggy BRONZE, Trophy Club, Texas
Ranebuggy BRONZE, Trophy Club, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"You can go your entire life without food or water, but you won't live very long" -Shane


I was with a couple friends
Swimming in a lake
And we were having so much fun
We'd stop for no one's sake

And that is when one of us found
A Giant Turtle Shell
And through a bit of more searching
We found the rest as well

Oh, please don't eat me giant turtle
I'm just a young boy
Please don't eat me giant turtle
Sorry if I annoy

Now I am quite paranoid
About this turtle thing
And now there is not much I do
Except stand here and sing

Then I fin'lly faced my fear
And got back in the lake
While I was lifting up some rocks
I saw a giant wake

Please don't eat me giant turtle
I'm just a young boy
Please don't eat me giant turtle
Sorry if I annoy

Then the turtle came to me
And said, "I hate that chorus.
Besides you've got the facts all wrong
I'm actually a tortoise."


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on Apr. 22 2022 at 3:56 pm
Cosette-Switzer_SPA GOLD, Savage, Minnesota
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Favorite Quote:
"Sorry, but Liars are Losers" -Ladybug, Miraculous Ladybug<br /> <br /> "What's done is done. We can't change what happens but we can only move forward." -Tikki, Miraculous Ladybug<br /> <br /> "Everyone does have a past they can learn from." -Marinette Dupain Cheng, Miraculous Ladybug<br /> <br /> "We are not always defined by the things we do, but rather by the people we are" -Rapunzel's Mom, Tangled: The Series

So funny! It made me smile after a rough day. Check out my profile, a lot of new stuff coming soon!

on Feb. 18 2022 at 10:02 pm
WhyWouldIKnow SILVER, A Real Place, Other
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hahahaha i was going through a rough patch and this was just what I needed. thank you!!

on Apr. 30 2018 at 8:21 pm
Noamisalami519 SILVER, Park City, Utah
6 articles 0 photos 2 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;The history of hitherto society is the history of class struggles.&quot;<br /> -Karl Marx

Its great that you can write fun happy songs. I think we need more of that. Good Job @Ranebuggy

on Apr. 30 2018 at 1:20 pm
TobiasEliot DIAMOND, San Diego, California
53 articles 0 photos 56 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul." -Pablo Neruda

haha this is funny, awesome!

on Mar. 13 2016 at 9:54 pm
BrightStar24 SILVER, Falls Church, Virginia
8 articles 5 photos 6 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;I almost wish we were butterflies and liv&#039;d but three summer days - three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.&rdquo;

I like the twist at the end. Great job.

jonesy_64 said...
on Oct. 8 2015 at 5:50 pm
jonesy_64,
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that was really great well written

on Sep. 16 2015 at 12:42 pm
greendaylover21,
0 articles 0 photos 1 comment

Favorite Quote:
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.<br /> -Shakespeare

This poem was very executed. I like it very much. Let me know when you post another one. I love your work!

on Feb. 16 2015 at 5:17 pm
Allen. PLATINUM, Palo Alto, California
32 articles 9 photos 525 comments

Favorite Quote:
[i]No matter how much people try to put you down or make you think other things about yourself, the only person you can trust about who you really are is you[/i] -Crusher-P

I think you did well, but the subject matter just isn't for me.

. said...
on Sep. 2 2012 at 12:17 pm
ADORABLE!!! Ha ha really a tortoise; that's funny...

on Apr. 24 2012 at 7:47 am
Kparker27 PLATINUM, Groesbeck, Texas
30 articles 17 photos 101 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;In the end, it&#039;s still best to wait for the one we want rather than settle for what&#039;s available. It&#039;s still best to wait for the one you love rather than to settle for the one who&#039;s around. It&#039;s still best to wait for the right person, because life&#039;s too short to waste on the wrong one.&quot;

hahahaha this was great!!! I needed this :) 

nightgirl13 said...
on Nov. 19 2010 at 4:09 pm
nightgirl13, Beechgrove, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
shoot for the moon if you miss stay in the stars

that was hillarious sorry if i misspelled it

on Oct. 7 2010 at 7:27 pm
GodStrongKid PLATINUM, Parkville, Missouri
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Favorite Quote:
Never give up on something you can&#039;t go a day without thinking about.

this is really funny. I could totally imagine this being a real song.

on Aug. 2 2010 at 8:10 pm
poetic_natural GOLD, Jefferson, Wisconsin
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;you know you&#039;re in love because you can&#039;t fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams&quot;

i could be honest......

 


Lonleydandy said...
on Feb. 24 2010 at 6:11 pm
This is super cute, I have to say I love it, just because it was funny, and like a nursery rhyme. Good Job.

on Feb. 6 2010 at 11:50 am
DallysGrrl PLATINUM, Middlesex, New Jersey
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That's really funny! Haha. Humorous and imaginative. It sounds like a cute nursery ryme!

Jenny21 SILVER said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 11:30 pm
Jenny21 SILVER, Pocatello, Idaho
9 articles 0 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
The people who mind don\&#039;t matter, the people who matter don\&#039;t mind.

i like it its cute