We’re goin’ top the store
At 5 in the mornin’
Gonna get some nice toys
Gonna get real aggressive
I’m gonna get that bike before you, lady
I’m gonna get that toy before you, man
Don’t even think about touchin’ that vacuum
‘Cause it’s already in my hands

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Knockin’ down an old man
Knockin’ out a young man
Stealin’ that gift from that woman
Kickin’ all those fat ladies
Hittin’ all those grandmas
Just let me have that nice toy in your hands
It’s Black Friday!
It’s Black Friday!
It’s Black Friday!

I’m gonna get that item
Gonna get it now
Before that other kid
Steals it out from under me
I’m gonna get that gun before you, lady
I’m gonna get that tire before you man
Don’t even think about touchin’ that Tupperware
‘Cause it’s already in my hands

CHORUS

Hope I don’t hurt no one
Hope I don’t kill no one
Hope I don’t go to jail
Gettin’ some merchandise
So get outta my way, I’m comin’ through
It’s almost Christmas time so I don’t need you
To mess with me on black Friday

CHORUS

It’s black Friday…