That's right,
I'm feeling gay.
And to all you jerks out
There who started laughing,
gay means happy.
Jerks.

'Cuz I'm feeling gay,
And there's just no way,
That you're gonna stop me
From feeling this way.
Guy with a guy.
Girl with a girl.
You can have it your way.

For centuries,
America judged you by
Your color.
You got dark skin?
Beat you and whip you,
Make you harvest the fields,
And grow some sugar cane.
But now we've found
Someone new to make fun of.
The Gay Man.
The Lesbian Woman.
Oh, that's so guy! Such a lesbo!

Who the h*** are you to judge?
Well, I'm a Christian! The Bible Says I can't be gay!
Since when? When does God Say "Thou can not be homosexual."?
America, land of the free, home of the brave
Still is afraid
Of anything that's not "normal".
Still puts so many limits on what You can and can't do.
Freedom of choice, freedom of choice
That's what we need.
If America keeps limiting,
then we won't be special.
We won't be "the land of the free".
Naw, we'll be "the land of no freedom".

'Cuz I'm feeling gay,
And there's just no way,
That you're gonna stop me,
From feeling this way.
Guy with a guy.
Girl with a girl.
You can have it your way.

And what is gay?
It's happy! That's what!
A guy who likes a guy?
He's not a gay, he's a homosexual,
and what the h*** is wrong with that?
Nike, "Just Do It"
Burger King, "Have It Your Way"
We are free! We can do whatever!
And the best flag in the world is
the Pride Flag!
Wave it around!
Don't be afraid!
Eminem, "I'm not afraid to take a stand".
Show who you are!
Can you paint with all the colors of the rainbow?

'Cuz I'm feeling gay,
And there's just no way,
That you're gonna stop me,
From feeling this way.
Guy with a guy.
Girl with a girl.
You can have it yoooouuuurrr....
way.