My sass is untamed
It cannot be contained
My sassiness is beyond extreme
It’s more than just a dream

Gurrrrrl
My Sass is fo’ real.

You cannot fathom
my sassiness, madame
My sass is the greatest thing
Because I am the king.

(Well, really the queen..)

Gurrrrrl
My sass will make you kneel...

My sass is like a roaring lion.
My sass is as hot as a Paraguayan.
My sass is like a punishing force
My sass is like an elegant horse.

Gurrrrrl
My sass will make you squeaL

You got nothing on my sass
And I ain’t even go to sass class.
My sass is smoother than sheer glass
The mass of my sass is as great as my a**!

(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

Gurrrrl
My sass is a big deal..
My sass has got limitless appeal.
My sass is most indeed ideal.
My sass is seems quite unreal..
My sass is almost quite surreal.
But there's one thing I need to reveal

(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

MY SASS IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

(Bam, as I walk off stage.)