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Believe Mr. Trump
Do not grope me in a car.
Do not grope me at a bar.
Do not grope, you understand?
Do not grope me, orange man!
I will build my border wall,
and I will build it very tall.
If you say my hands are small,
a dozen lawyers I will call!
I do not like this orange man,
I do not like his border plan.
I do not like his candy tactics,
I do not like his pervy antics.
Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It's not assault, just locker room talk!
I do not like your ugly heart
I do not like your counterpart
I do not want your words of hate
I do not want you in any state
I'd hump them here,
I'd hump them there,
But for right now,
I'll hump this chair
My face is old
My toilet’s gold
I have a quim I like to hold
The press is rigged
Don’t trust the polled
The press is rigged
Don’t trust the polled
I have a quim I like to hold
My toilet’s gold
My face is old
And now my story is all told
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