ABOUT ME
Poet, Novelist, Screenwriter, Songwriter, Critic...<br /> <br /> Main influences: Dave Barry, Stephan Pastis, Seth MacFarlane, Christopher Buckley, Anthony Horowitz, Michael Arndt, Diablo Cody....<br /> <br /> Liberal. Always writing.

INTERESTS AND FAVORITES
Books: The Kite Runner, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Education of Hyman Kaplan, Dave Barry in Cyberspace
Music: A Hangover You Don't Deserve, The Great Burrito Extortion Case, Rent, Time Well Wasted
Movies: Thank You For Smoking, Little Miss Sunshine, Slumdog Millionaire, Rain Man
TV Shows: Family Guy, The Celebrity Apprentice, The Simpsons, Whammy!
Interests: Writing, Madden