It started with a man, who spoke like everyone else. Just kidding, he was the only person to live at the time. His name was Monkemon. He was not all human but had some animal in him. What is the animal!? It was a monkey. He was what the people from my time called a caveman. Before he was born, he lived in his egg located under a banana tree. Which had not grown any bananas in centuries. But one day a banana grew bigger and bigger, until it fell off the tree into a banana shaped cup. The banana fit perfectly, just like when a basketball goes into the net without hitting the rim. His egg slowly started cracking and... BOOM. Where Monkemon jumped out of the egg, the sun rose and everything sparkled. Next, the banana tree grew tons of bananas and everything around it became full of life. He searched long and hard for any other life form. Later on, he found a monkey; a female monkey laying under a banana tree on the other side of the land. Never in his life had he ever seen one untill now. He could understand her and he felt comfortable with her. They went on countless adventures till, one night they had been through a lot, and they were really tired. The next morning they woke up together and did not say much but, they were not sure what happened that night .
Later on in their adventures, the monkey made offspring. There were two babies that both spoke differently.

“Uh Uh-Ah Ah” said the more monkey looking baby.

“Googoo Gaagaa” said the more human looking baby.
And thats when their imagination went wild and they started experimenting. They guessed that since Monkemon is a “caveman” he gave one baby more human features and traits, while the girl monkey gave the other baby monkey features .

They were intrigued by the idea of differences in their babies. They settled on the fact that there were no more life forms, so they started making more and more babies. After about a year of producing, they stopped. They had about 400 children. They had some older than others and some that could understand better than the others. After a certain point they let them go on and adventure so that their kids could have a similar life as they did and produce to make new kinds of life. One of our children are fortunate enough to find what we call now a “fish” He was the only child out of them all 400 that found a new species and produced. After years of producing and experimenting they finally had a full community of many different looking and speaking creatures. It had become a burden. No one could really understand anyone. You had some people talking like…

“Helluhuh-Ahah” said the monkey/humans.

“Hello” said the humans.

“Hello” the fish humans said very low.
Fish did not really talk, they communicated with each other differently, so when you had a fish and a human, then it is what we call a shy human.
Everyone became friends with the people that they could understand. They started living in different parts of the world with the people that they could communicate with and that’s when the world started developing. Hundreds of years later I was born.
My name is Moose. I am just revealing my ancestors life story; as you can see I have a pretty big family. But I had to tell you all of this so that I could reveal the big secret. I AM THE MONK OF MY FAMILY. I was given the power to understand every language, accent and noise coming out of a living thing. Wherever I go I can understand everyone and can change the way I speak to match theirs. I am not sure how this came to be. But I was given the power to understand and communicate with my people, that each had different accents. I walk around and see people being made fun of or reprimanded for not speaking right. But honestly I think that people who hear a new language or different accent, are making fun of them so that they can add more people to their way of speaking. Its like negative motivation. They do not care for them but they are adding more to their “army” and have more people to carry on the language and extinguish the other languages. But this will not happen with me around or anyone like me in the world. I cannot travel like my ancestors used to, because we need money to travel rather than just walk and explore. I have not been able to explore and carry on my parents legacy. I have decided to stop what I am doing because being a 26 year old man, I have a long life ahead of me.
Next thing I know I am on a flight to Asia. I started from east and I am making my way west on the global map. I can figure out people like me because they will speak to me similarly but with an aspect of an animal. I finally get to Russia and start my search with nothing else in mind. I go from country to country and have not found anything NEW or UNIQUE. Then that gave me a thought, maybe I was the last of my kind and the exploring ended with me. I had all the accents and languages so that it would stop all the traveling. I want to believe that the idea is false, that is the only logical explanation. As soon as I catch the plain to go back to Greenland I meet someone that is very shy and has weird movements when not talking. I instantly recognized, that was one of family descendents. He had very fish-like speaking. After meeting him on the plain and discussing each others opinions on our parents expectations, I reflected on the day. I had the craziest idea that people that speak differently might have animal features in them. When I say that the man I met today was like a fish, I mean it as what my parents called them hundred and thousands of years ago. He is not actually like a fish, but it made sense. Some animals interact differently. Some are higher temperament just like people are. It was an adventurous thought that I did not want to repeat. I have found yet another member of my family and can travel the world with him, to continue our future . We went back to Greenland...