Today being in Cancun Mexico, I was sitting on a beach next to the magenta water with a big glass of strawberry lemonade in my right hand and my steel-toe boots off under my left hand.  I took a glance over the water and saw a squall line of thunderstorms.  So I picked up my pet bass that I named Martin Luther King Jr that was running from Lake Michigan.  I got hungry so I went to have some scrambled eggs with Jeff Gordan and he said he needed a 17.  So I went up to Jeff Kinney and said “Hola” and he replied with “correct!” and gave me a 17mm which I then gave to Jeff Gordan who gave it to his pet dragon.  My grandma came in a few minutes later and I said “I am an Airforce Pilot” and she responds “oh shut up”.  The person who was in charge of all the statistical things then said “One Million”.  We all then looked at him in confusion and then I said “they said college but it wasn’t for me”.