1-800-SWEAR-WORDS
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account information, current rates and answers to your questions.






Swearing Account Statement
Beginning September 01,2010
through September 30,2010

Mr. Swear Guy
Swearing Checking
SUMMARY

Balance Calculation

Previous Balance


3,579,745
Swear words said through everyday conversations

689
Swear words said through texting

234
Swear words said though email

116
Swear words said through facebook status

321
Swear words said through facebook messages

276
Current Balance


3,581,381
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NEWS FROM THE BANK OF SWEARING
--You don’t have to tie up your swearing funds to get a better return. By opening a swearing market account with your Bank of Swearing checking account, you can get a great rate, the flexibility of accessing your swearing funds when you need them, and an insurance to help with the security of your swearing funds. To learn more, stop by your nearest branch, visit bankofswearing.com, or call 1-800-SWEAR-WORDS to schedule an appointment with a swearing banker.
--Take advantage of an easy, convenient, and affordable way to make your swearing purchases with a Bank of Swearing credit card. Choose from our no-annual-fee Everyday Points Swearing Master Card, which rewards you for every swearing you make with valuable points than can be redeemed for new swearing words, merchandise swearing words, gift cards with swearing words stored, and more.



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