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Recipe For Procrastination

May 23, 2018
By TurnYourStones GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
TurnYourStones GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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What you need
- A sprinkle of doing the thing you were supposed to do.
- A heap of doing something else entirely.
- Some kind of third thing

Directions
1. Do some assigned task for like a minute or so (the shorter the better).
2. Down the heap of something else entirely, and consume that for however much you wish (the longer the better).
3. Afterwards, ponder as you remember the thing you were supposed to do was due today.
4. Panic as you frantically cobble up a mess that barely resembles effort.
5. Repeat the stupid process over again.


The author's comments:

I'll get back to baking this when I have the time, anyday now.


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