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ten Bajillion Space Cows
they are the only ten bajillion that devour galaxies. i am the only one that hunts them. ten bajillion space cows with nuclear spots and rocket propelled horns. ten bajillion eat the moon. then bajillion that i must hunt. from my rocket ship i shoot them but my first mate shoots them as well.
their secret is gravity pumps. they suck in entire galaxies, they space graze and they space graze some more and defy gravity to suck up the milky way between their tungsten carbide teeth and chomp because they are angry. this is how they destroy.
let one never forget his reason for being, they'd all eat like space cows, each with their laser vision around the sun. Moo, moo, moo the cows say as they munch. they do not stop.
when i am too tired and too out of ammo to keep shooting. when i am being crushed by their tungsten carbide teeth then i take my last breath. when my first mate is no more only then do i hit self destruct. ten bajillion space cows who eat and then blow up. ten bajillion were no more.
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