Strange narrator voice

“A fancy restaurant has gained much attention from across the world due to its peculiar formalities. A man, looking for a new experience, dresses up for the occasion.”

The man arrives at the restaurant and is seated like normal. About 5 minutes later, as he is ready to order, he is approached by a toddler.

Man

(surprised, but relaxed.)

He says in a sweet tone, “Hello!”

Toddler waiter 

 “Drink?”

Man

“Oh…uhmm” (now, clearly confused)

Toddler waiter

“Apple juice?”

Man

“Any wine?”

Toddler waiter

“Apple juice.”

Man

(Clearly frustrated)

“I’ll just have water.”

(awkward silence for a few seconds)

Toddler waiter

“Food?”

Man

“Do you have any gluten free pizza?”

Toddler waiter

“Free pizza?”

Man

(Takes a deep breath. His face starts to get red.)

“Can I please talk to your manager?”

(A few minutes pass by, and the man is very upset and clearly getting impatient.)

Manager, also a toddler.

“Problem?”

(The man storms out of the restaurant. The staff immediately look at one another in confusion as the sketch ends.)