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My Crazy/Funny Family+New Topic

April 16, 2018
By Angel04 SILVER, Houston, Texas
Angel04 SILVER, Houston, Texas
7 articles 2 photos 39 comments

Favorite Quote:
" Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear" ~ Meg Cabot
" I'd rather be pulling a Chevy, than driving a Ford" ~ Grandpa Orta


How many of you guys have a crazy family? Me? I have two little sisters and a baby brother (although random people call him a girl) HE'S A BOY, PEOPLE! Just 'cause he's got long hair, that doesn't make him a girl. Other people (adults mainly) gotta read my stuff about labels.            

 

Anyways, well, it's all about survival in my house. Every person for themselves. Trust me, you might wanna stand 100 feet away from my family. Not to mention...They smell fear. *Duh-duh-duh* I'm just messin' with ya! But for reals, they tend to ALWAYS be on an energy rush...And they don't even drink caffeine! So, here's something I wanted to share with you guys, that was so funny. Imma put dialogue in this, just to explain to you guys how it actually happened. *April 15, 2018* ( My dad approaches Keke, while pretending he knows Kung-Fu (which he really doesn't) ( Keke is a year older than my other little sister) KEKE: Why does Daddy always wanna fight? Keke doesn't wanna fight, but she still gets up anyways. My other sister (Nevaeyah) joins in on the fight, too. A few minutes later, their both on the couch, laughing 'cause they lost. DADDY: C'mon Keke, you can't quit. What if you do take Karate classes? You gotta show those other kids who's boss. Keke and Nevaeyah get back up and start fighting, again. ANOTHER few minutes later, Keke is relaxing on the couch, when SUDDENLY, my dad grabs a mesh ball and throws it right at her. She attempts to dodge it with a pillow, but fails miserably. Allowing the mesh ball to smack her in the face (although she denies that it hit her in the face) WE ALL SAW IT, KEKE! DON'T DENY IT! If only I'd caught it on camera! I swear, that was the first time, in a LONG time, that I laughed so hard. It made my stomach hurt. 

 *New Article* Today, my parent's play-fought, again. Here's how it happened. Dialogue, please! Lights, camera...Action! My dad just came back from work, and he got in the shower. Then...DAD: Turtle, come here, real quick. ME: Yeah? DAD: Did you still wanna learn how to invest gold coins? ME: Sure. *enters Mom* MOM: Juan, I thought you were in the shower. DAD: Yeah, but I'm showing Turtle how to invest her money. MOM: That can't wait until after you get outta the shower? *Dad gets back in the shower* MOM: That's what I thought. *Mom and I laugh*


The author's comments:

Thx for reading, guys! From now on, this'll be a frequent thing. Evertime something funny/exciting/scary/sad happens, I'll post it. Anyways, thx again guys! Talk to ya soon! :)


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Angel04 SILVER said...
on Apr. 25 2018 at 7:08 pm
Angel04 SILVER, Houston, Texas
7 articles 2 photos 39 comments

Favorite Quote:
" Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear" ~ Meg Cabot
" I'd rather be pulling a Chevy, than driving a Ford" ~ Grandpa Orta

Thx, Summer

on Apr. 25 2018 at 6:56 pm
Rhiannon_4 DIAMOND, Sioux Falls, South Dakota
62 articles 87 photos 200 comments

Favorite Quote:
If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.
- Native American proverb

Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- Dylan Thomas

What is past is past -- it is the present and the future that concern us.
- Hiawatha, founder of the Iroquois Confederacy

You're a great writer!

Angel04 SILVER said...
on Apr. 24 2018 at 4:47 pm
Angel04 SILVER, Houston, Texas
7 articles 2 photos 39 comments

Favorite Quote:
" Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear" ~ Meg Cabot
" I'd rather be pulling a Chevy, than driving a Ford" ~ Grandpa Orta

Thx, @Malcolm_Chase

on Apr. 24 2018 at 12:22 pm
Malcolm_Chase PLATINUM, Madison, South Dakota
32 articles 0 photos 161 comments

Favorite Quote:
Not all those who wander are lost
- J. R. R. Tolkien

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it
- Confucius

Believe you can and you're halfway there
- Theodore Roosevelt

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
- Aristotle

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
- Audrey Hepburn

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

@Angel04 You're a witty writer. You should definitely keep writing. You seem to have a cool family, good job writing!

on Apr. 23 2018 at 5:26 pm
WolfWhisperer0911 BRONZE, Austin, Texas
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@Angel04 Funny, because that I would do sometimes. The family members I open up to is my grandparents.

Angel04 SILVER said...
on Apr. 23 2018 at 9:49 am
Angel04 SILVER, Houston, Texas
7 articles 2 photos 39 comments

Favorite Quote:
" Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear" ~ Meg Cabot
" I'd rather be pulling a Chevy, than driving a Ford" ~ Grandpa Orta

I don't really open up to my family much, either. I'm like the lone wolf or something.

Angel04 SILVER said...
on Apr. 23 2018 at 9:48 am
Angel04 SILVER, Houston, Texas
7 articles 2 photos 39 comments

Favorite Quote:
" Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear" ~ Meg Cabot
" I'd rather be pulling a Chevy, than driving a Ford" ~ Grandpa Orta

Lol. I know that feeling. I'm pretty laid back, too. I like to escape my crazy life with reading, writing, singing, or listening to music.

on Apr. 23 2018 at 9:20 am
WolfWhisperer0911 BRONZE, Austin, Texas
1 article 0 photos 623 comments
@Angel04 Wow, for my family, they are very religious, and I am the one that is laid back and writes stories that he doesn't want to share with family.