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Top Ten reasons pizza beats a boyfriend
10. Pizza never forgets your birthday
9.You can’t be called a whore for eating many different types of pizza.
8. You can’t have arguments,considering it can’t talk.
7. It doesn’t care what you look like.
6. You can always dump it,but it can never dump you.
5. There is never any pressure to... do things.
4. It will never be late for a date,party,or event,and if it is, their driver gives you $7-15.
3. It will never flirt with your friends.
2. It changes for you,you don’t have to change for it.
1. It loves you,regardless of how fat you get.
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