you constantly complain

about your life lacking in fun



and excitement



your movies drag





indefinitely


until you don’t






care anymore



your games can never be won



and you get




stuck





all the time



it’s the same thing at school






every day



and will be





until you graduate



the people around you are



all either exasperating



or boring






(no offense to me)

-none taken, I sometimes agree-





and heck, even your potato





chips are bland and put




your tongue








to sleep



I smile to myself,



and believe me,


I know what I’m saying

when I tell you to





just relax and









enjoy



all the salty bits are at
the bottom of the bag.