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That Ferret Stole My Sandwich!
I’m stingy; I only make sense to myself
 But sometimes I like to share the wealth
 I longboard, I breath
 I’m a regular teenage dream
 Yet, I’m better than that, 
 I’m a reality.
 Don’t worry (ladies) I have arrived, 
 You may proceed to stare.
 All right, now stop. You’re creeping me out.
 Just look at each other’s beauty or something, 
 As I make my daring escape.
 Most will call me crazy for leaving such a situation.
 Whoa.
 I’m not crazy, 
 An eccentric who looks good in jeans, maybe, 
 But 
 Definitely 
 Not 
 Crazy.
 Most others will say that this is random collection of unrelated words, 
 But, to me, it’s more than that, 
 this is a random collection of my random thoughts, placed randomly before your eyes.
 (For your reading pleasure.)
 I’m writing now, about the one thing that I know least of all.
 The thing that continues to perplex me.
 Yet something that is so near and dear to my psyche
 Me.
 (_Not You_)
 I wish I were an 
 armadillo.
 I like to leave things unexplained.
 It helps others think about what I just said.
 (I'm random.)
 I always contradict myself
 However, there’s one pesron that I can always agree with.
 Myself.
 Did you catch the mistake? 
 I spelled person wrong.
 If you didn’t catch it then you mustn’t look back, it will only bring you pain
 And if you did catch it.
 Then 
 This 
 Is 
 Awkward…
 And (pause).
 I live for awkward moments
 They are my bread and butter
 [Minus] 
 The
 Bread.
 And
 Butter
 Plus my life.
 I’m stingy; I only make sense to myself.
 But on occasion, I’ve been known to share the wealth.
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