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Monsters
September 23, 2008
You ask about monsters?
I reply, "Be specific."
You ask about unicorns?
I reply, "They are purer than
pure."
You ask about dragons?
I reply, "They are hoarders
of gold."
You ask about the Minotaur?
I reply, "It was killed by a hero."
You ask about the Greek Sphinx?
I reply, "Beware of her for
She is smarter than
Man.
You can only ask two more questions."
You ask about Centaurs?
I reply, "They are a rowdy
Bunch, except for Chiron."
You ask about Man?
I reply, "They are all monsters.
I am finish so I must go
to stand and face another foe."
© Anonymous
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