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The Hellgoer
I, Matt Jackson, have been sent to Hell
In life, I didn’t do so well
I stole a bunch of people’s things
Just some ugly diamond rings
Just this necklace wrought with gold
Just some art, insanely old
I never did anything all that nefarious
I only stole somebody’s Stradivarius
The rest I took, I shouldn’t tell
Shoulda known that I’d end up in Hell
But then again, it’s not so bad
Cause, to my left, I see my dad.
Wearing the exact same suit he died in
Black like the car he used to ride in
Black like the mail he used to send
Figures Hell is where he’d end
Next to my dad, I see my brother Dean
The very best scammer the world had ever seen
Like no other that man lied
He did so till the day he died
I see my mom to my upper right
She killed a man on her final night
Next to her- my favorite aunt
Her crime- she stole an elephant
Then I spot my older cousin
A decent man for sure he wasn’t
At age twelve, he learned of arson
Such was the art of my cousin Carson
Next to him is my older sister
Jesus Christ, I really missed her
A Satanist ‘fore she was killed
Dear old Jenny must be thrilled
Though I wear in flames my scarlet letter
I start to feel a little better
Because really, Hell is nothing to fear
Not with my whole family here
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