I’m the type of girl that will tell you her favorite color before her name. I’m skinny. I have medium length brown hair, with blonde highlights. I have brown eyes, and my dad’s nose. I am intellectual. I act like a spaz, yet I yearn for respect and admiration. I try. I cannot run a mile in less than nine minutes. I am nice. My first word was apple. I like the type of boy that has an ugly face, and a beautiful brain. I am a country girl, trapped in a city of torture. I write notes on my hands, and draw smiley faces on my toes. I wear tutus, and funny hats, and I love when people stare in a bad way. I eat with my hands, and burp like a boy. I love to wear dresses, and I love to dance for hours. I’m the type of girl who will have cravings for ice cream at 4:00 a.m. I am every type of girl. I am Emily Joe, and I am me.