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Irony
Images of risen dreams
 Decades of flannel reeds
 Journeys of incarnation crash
 Life in turn of shrieks that mash
 Ghastly editors come absolute
 Fear for life eats like a brute
 
 Hold my heart for a minute, will ya?
 I got an event to go to
 I need a friend to come with me, will ya?
 Liquid nitrogen to flow through
 
 Forgotten whispers eat the ears
 Standing ovations sweep the tears
 Cupcakes, strawberries, fiends, and bananas
 Everything is open to these street-crowded cabanas
 One by one, each picks up a book
 To read and swallow in their own little nook
 Once upon a time no more
 Our actions will disprove Bohr
 Up and down, fly all over
 Brawl and crawl, fail, moreover
 On and on they go to die
 Driving on the bough to try
 The have infected them, oh no!
 They’re drowning in the undertow
 “What are we to do?” the elderly cry,
 “We can’t just let them die!”
 “Yes we can,” says the Wise,
 “This occurrence is no surprise.”
 “Yes, this is true,” the elderly agree,
 “But what’s the cost of this substantial fee?”
 “Nothing for you, if you choose,
 This is for you to peruse.”
 As the elderly sit and ponder
 The Wise leans back in wonder
 While the slithering children rot away
 The rest paint with a canned beret
 Nothing can be spared in this ridiculous disaster
 But the patience to be cared for in this fantastical baster
 “Shit happens,” they usually say.
 “But then,” they think, “how can we play?”
 
 Once upon a time no longer
 We are the people who’ve grown fonder
 Of the trickery and mystery in the world we live
 Of the little beauties this world can give
 We will rise for the people we love
 We will fall for the spirits above
 Doubt us not, for we are true
 Beat us not, until we are through
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