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Recipe for Good Writing
Preheat the brain’s oven to 325 degrees
Pipe a rope border around your scattered thoughts
While new ideas sizzle on the hot griddle
Allow the slushy consistency to simmer
Until it has been brought to a boil
Assemble with gingersnap nouns
Caramelize with butterscotch adjectives
Fold verbs in whipped topping
Spoon adverbs in warm vanilla
Brush with butter, noodles of laughter
Glaze under-ripe tragedies in marmalade, jelly-roll style
Invert the blueberry structure in berry blue drizzle
Garnish with a grammar frittata, and
The poem should round out nicely
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