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Duck Abduction
Duck Abduction Drama
Long ago aliens planned to abduct,
Abduct a young female on earth’s crust,
So they kidnapped a young female feathery duck
To breed a new species on mars they must
They did not know the bird was a buffoon
And had no recognizable culture
First they landed on earth’s snowy moon
Then descended to search on earth itself
As the duck wandered to a lake’s shore
The Martians trespass the ducks property
Scared the duck quacks
Tries to flee graceful and fluttery
But the aliens capture her too late
Cannot escape
Never will at this rate
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