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I’ve decided I’m not gonna be a Princess this year!
‘Cause that’s what all the other girls are doing-
Plus, I was a Princess last year, and this year
I want to be different.
Like, like... uhh, uhm.. um, likelike Kaylee!
From Quest for Camelot! Remem-Remember?
How she fought those bad guys
and saved the other man? But
I want to look like a Knight and maybe
I won’t pretend to get married like Kaylee did
Will you help me get my costume
so I can be a Knight this year?
No, Daddy, I don’t want to be a Princess.
who wants to be a froufy, pink,
wimp? Plus, all those kissing scenes? Blech!
I mean, Princesses are always in those movie scenes,
you know what I mean?
You know what I mean, Daddy? It’s just ‘cause
they always are- it’s part of bein’ a Princess.
It’s not like I was just thinking
of those yucky kissing parts from movies by myself anyway.
I KNOW they’re married in those scenes Daddy! Uhghhh,
but it’s still... It’s just... ach, I don’t know!
I don’t like them.
No, I don’t like them.
Dad, I want to be a Knight again this year.
I studied Joan of Arc,
that project I did in fourth grade
you helped me on?
She was really cool, remember?
She did a lot of cool stuff...
It’s too bad she died though.
Dad, I still want to be a Knight-
I tried the Princess thing out
this year and
I don’t know...
just doesn’t seem right. Plus, the Prince
isn’t acting how he’s supposed to be-
I told him a lot of things but he’s not
reacting right. It doesn’t seem right
being a Princess like this, Dad.
Shouldn’t the Prince be chasing
after the Princess,
and not the other way around?
Or is this a special
I don’t know, Dad.
Dad, the Prince left me. I mean,
I told him he could go- I said before
that it didn’t feel right- so I told him
to go. But he told me before
he went that he’d always be right here...
there he is with another Princess and is that
Shouldn’t a Prince be allowed only
to go after one Princess?
And shouldn’t a Princess only receive one Prince?
I don’t know, Dad, but I think
I’m going back to being a Knight.
I’m better at pretending
I have a brave heart
Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy, DaddY!
I’m feeling pretty sad. I don’t feel
like a courageous Knight, nor a beautiful
Princess. I can’t keep on and pretend.
I’m a Princess trapped in armor- armor
that doesn’t even shine. Dad,
I’m leaving it to you to choose now,
‘cause I made a mistake and it sticks
like a thorn in my knee.
Dad, can you get it out please?
Like you did by the river when I was seven?
Dad, I said I’m leaving it to you.
It’s going to take some strongentle,
Prince of a Knight
with some dazzling armor to
who I am
off these feet.