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Mr. Easy-Bake MAG
You sit, grinning unsuspectingly
 an over-sized Vanilla Tootsie Roll
 with lights and false promises
 brimming with cheap
 authenticity, gilded silver
 
 Perching on dull counter-tops
 in inviting pastel accessories,
 accents of robin's-egg and lavender,
 your wares, carriers
 of “lite” calories
 and synthetic cake mixes
 (about as real as Ring Pops)
 in doll-size baking pyrite
 
 Mr. Easy,
 you need a makeover.
 A cheery mascot, bearing
 “baked goods”?
 Perhaps.
 Or maybe
 better cookies.

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