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Death By Midget
December 10, 2012
Surrender and prepare to die!
Last words?
Gulp.
But you’ve already shot me so many times…
SILENCE!
Victory is mine! Mwah-ha-ha!
But I don’t have a will or anything—
HAH!
All of your things belong to me now!
…Unless you promise never to boss me around again…?
Nice try.
Well then,
I’ll just have to tickle you!
No, stop it,
GET OFF!
Mwah-ha-ha!
Stupid little brothers.
© Laura P.,Philadelphia, PA
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