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Mind Lag
The molecule is the smallest observable
Electric neutral group
Of atoms held together
By covelant chemi—
mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-
mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-
What does 'mi' mean?
What was I reading?
What am I DOING???
Let me read it again.
The molecule is the smallest observable
Electric neutral-a-al-al-al-al-al-al-
al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-
al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-al-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AGAIN!!
The molecule is the smallest obser-er-er-er
-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-
er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-
Brain, what's wrong with you?
I need you most right now and you don’t WORK???
Well I don't work without energy.
Give me some sleep. Just a short nap, now.
Time goes slowly—one rest of an eyelid won't hurt.
One rest of a—are you crazy?
Tomorrows the finals exam and you think we can SLEEP?
Well you know I'm not gonna work.
If the car doesn't move, you get off and PUSH IT!!
UNDERSTAND?
No, I don't understand.
I told you I'm not working.
AAAAAH! I WASTED A MINUTE ALREADY!! AGAIN!
The mol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol
ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol
-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol…
Zzzzzzzzz…..
Tomorrow I'm dead.
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