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Ode to Stanley
Oh Stanley
 I have no idea who you are
 perhaps my cousin's one-eyed cat
 or the marketplace in Hong Kong
 or a figment of my imagination.
 All I know that
 this is an ode
 to you.
 Perhaps you are flat as a pancake and
 if so
 congratulations
 that must be quite difficult to maintain.
 If you are a fifth-grader that lives two states over, then
 hello, good luck in middle school
 (it's going to suck no matter what).
 To whichever Stanley this ode is for
 Thank you for being you
 Whoever you are
 Stanley.

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