My family’s a super villain
Just waiting to be saved
But there is no superman
Who can find where we’ve concaved

My stepdad’s Dr. Doofenshmirtz
He thinks he knows his part
How he acts, it kind of hurts
But he himself, not smart.

My mom, she is the Lizard
Green with scales when she is drunk
She’ll rip you up, and spit you out
Yet she’s okay when she’s not

One sister is Dr. Evil
Always finding ways to fight
The other is her mini me
Following what’s not right

My dog is a tornado
Destroying all in its path
How can we even get to Oz,
If there is nothing left?

Now me, I am Batman
No powers do I own
But as soon as I can leave this house
To Gotham, I am gone.