Oh, how I wish I could grab that ass
No, I don’t mean grab that ass,
I mean grab that ass
And replace mine
Maybe her nose too
Oh, and that woman’s eyes are beautiful
I wish I had blue eyes
Or maybe those green eyes
Her eyes are pretty too
Look at that thigh gap
Why don’t I have that?
And those C’s
I just want to be Classy
While we’re at it
I’ll take some artistic talents
Possibly just throw in a decent tune?
I do love hair too
Gorgeous long blonde hair
Stretching down my back
That model’s body would be nice as well
Her height
Her confidence
Heck, even her shoe size
I’ll just take a bit of each
And throw it in a blender
And make myself into a whole new person
I’ll be beautiful
And loved
And admired
I’ll be happy with who I am
Because, well, I won’t be me
Oh, how I wish I could have that.