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War Stinks
The room silent, but the smell overwhelms.
Tension sits the room, but this meeting could bring peace,
or end its hope...
Foods pack around the table,
things are getting uneasy,
Kimchi is threatening to contaminate the world with its stench!
Orange Chicken and Natto Sushi, were not strong enough to fight back
They looked to Limburger, smelly enough to deter the rampant Kimchi,
but the Limburger was unsure what to do.
A good ally Fish and Chips stepped in with an absolutely absurd idea...
so absurd it might just work!
The nasty Natto Sushi was debriefed on the plan,
unsure and reluctant the Sushi agreed
The plan was imperfect and imprecise…
They had made the decision;
there was no other way.
The time came to execute and accomplish the mission!
Limburger and Natto Sushi were in position,
expecting excellence Escargot awaited its queue.
Along came the Kimchee with its infectious stench…
The sushi and Limburger sprung out,
throwing the Kimchi.
Landing straight into the Escargot!
Kimchi was smothered in butter and stunk no more
Spaghetti sprung forward in excitement and spilt sauce everywhere
Beer brought us all together…
Fish and Chips found out it was better with a little sauce
Everyone was safe.
The world was free of Kimchi’s stench!
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